| Rule #1 - Age Requirements |
| Jones Pond Campground is an adult, all-male, private membership campground for men 21 and over. After all, barely legal is 'like sooooooooo last year!' |
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| Rule #2 - Checking In |
| All Day and Overnight campers need to check in at the Camp Store. How else are we going to check you out, er, or in? |
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| Rule #3 - Checking Out...and not just the other guys |
Day Campers 6:00 PM
Overnight Campers 12:00 Noon
You may still use the facilities until 6:00 PM. Please turn in camping passes when leaving. |
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| Rule #4 - Driving |
| If you think speed kills, try 5 MPH. Think of it as a cruising opportunity. We know it's slow, but this is a campground, not the interstate. We must also ask that you do not drive on the grass and stay only on the roads. This goes for the golf carts, as well. We want all of our campers to say, "Hey, nice grASS!" Day campers should park in the designated areas near the camp store. |
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| Rule #5 - Illegal Drugs |
| Jones Pond Campground has never tolerated the use or sale of illegal drugs on the property. Enough said. |
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| Rule #6 - Alcohol |
| Jones Pond is a BYOB campground, but we do sell beer in the store. But here's the catch: consumption of alcohol to the point of physical or mental impairment is not permitted in public campground areas. Please be courteous to the other campers. No one wants to hear the same story five times. |
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| Rule #7 - Public Conduct |
| Respecting the sensibilities of all JPC Campers, overt sexual activity is not permitted in the public areas of the campground, i.e., Pool, Store, Barn, washrooms, at the bonfire, gazebo, etc. We have tents and campers for that. |
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| Rule #8 - Nudity..now it gets interesting |
| Jones Pond is a clothing-optional campground and pool. Please wear clothing where necessary; namely, in front of the row of pines. You can show it off once you get to the pool. |
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| Rule #9 - Campsite Care |
| Please leave your campsite as you would like to find it. Ask yourself, "WWMD" (What Would Martha Do?) |
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| Rule #10 - Music & Noise |
| No loud music or screaming queens between 10:00 PM and 10:00 AM out of courtesy to the other campers. So don't throw a hissy fit if someone asks you to tone it down, just do it. |
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| Rule #11 - Pool Area |
| Please obey the posted rules and regulations set forth by the NY State Department of Health for your safety and for those around you. Also note, there are no cameras permitted at the pool. For those of you from Rochester, this is not a Kodak moment. |
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| Rule #12 - Cans and Paper |
| We do recycle and try to keep NY green, at least this end of it. We have recycling sheds next to and across from the camp store. Please use them. |
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| Rule #13 - Glass |
| Glass in any form can be hazardous, especially when it shatters like a glass slipper. So pleeeease, NO glass at the Pool or in and around the Barn. Dispose of your empties in the recycling containers provided across from the Camp Store. |
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| Rule #14 - Other Waste...and we don't mean your old boyfriend |
| Please burn all combustibles in your fire ring and place garbage in separate bags from paper and cans. Garbage can be put in the dumpster across from the Camp Store. |
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| Rule #15 - Gray Water |
| You know, the water from doing dishes and brushing your sparkling teeth. We can't have it on the ground because the chemicals seep into our well system. Please, no outdoor sinks, and please dump you waste water at the RV dump station. |
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| Rule #16 - Trees |
| We have a lumberjack! And although sexy, we don't need you acting butch, so please do not cut or remove any trees. Only the campground staff are authorized to remove trees. We have already dried and split logs for you and it is available for a mere $12. Now that's cheap WOOD! |
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